Fox’s Kitchen Nightmares resumes tomorrow, alleviating these few days since the Hell’s Kitchen finale that you’ve spent wandering the darkness, cast out from the light of Gordon Ramsay’s glaring disappointment. And while the constant cycle of Hell’s Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and MasterChef has mostly beaten back the abyss, there are still vast stretches of Fox airtime that are not filled with the sound of Gordon Ramsay shouting—a problem Fox hopes to rectify by developing Hotel Hell, Ramsay’s fourth series on the network. Like Kitchen Nightmares, the show will find Ramsay touring the country, this time visiting the owners of struggling hotels, motels, and bed-and-breakfasts. He will then enumerate all the reasons why these people deserve to go bankrupt and starve, while loudly sighing, “Oh, come on” like the straight man in a Jerry Lewis movie. No word yet on when Hotel Hell will air, but the show is currently casting for people who won’t think to maybe clean the place up a little before that guy who always points out how dirty everything is gets here. But he probably won’t notice.
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