Great, now the Legos are fucking, too

There was a time when porn parodies were rare. They were a novelty. Blush-worthy relics tucked behind a black curtain in your local video store. But not anymore. Now, unfortunately (or, depending on your taste, fortunately), filthy, boner-strewn parodies of beloved pop culture staples are an inevitability, perfunctorily manufactured to cash-in on the original content’s advertising rollout. That’s why it should come as no surprise that, yes, the Legos are now fucking.

As reported by Motherboard, the somewhat cleverly titled Laygo Movie is a hardcore parody of, you guessed it, the LEGO Movie franchise. The latest release from WoodRocket’s silly smut purveyors, the film follows Rammit and Wild Piehole, a pair of horny heroes trying to save Dicksburg from utter destruction. Their weapon of choice? Rammit’s “Penis of Resistance,” of course. Of course, the plot isn’t what matters here. What matters is that these grown-ass adults are slathered in yellow paint and confined in boxy costumes that we can only assume makes thrusting damn near impossible.

But, hey, who are we to judge? Maybe seeing these disgusting, yellow weirdos snap together as one as an X-rated rendition of “Everything Is Awesome” plays in the background gets your off. That said, if they even think about roping sweet, innocent Paddington into this tomfoolery, we can’t be held responsible for our actions.

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