Guy goes to see It, finds empty theater with deranged clown in it

Guy goes to see It, finds empty theater with deranged clown in it

We liked It, the much-anticipated filmic adaptation of Stephen King’s massive scary-clown ur-text. And, judging by the box office reports, so did the rest of America, which turned out in such numbers that the film’s on pace for the highest-grossing opening weekend for a horror film ever. On Friday night, one person sojourned out to the local cineplex, bought a ticket, rounded the corner, and saw this shit:

It got worse:

And while most people would’ve either attacked the clown or run to the nearest church, Chris ventured bravely into the depths:

The obvious question here is whether “alright” means “all right for an evil clown,” or what, exactly. The point, hopefully, to all ambitious cosplayers out there, is this: Please do not do this to people. We cannot all be guaranteed to react with the same level head that Chris did.

 
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