Here are some gorgeous, perfect, fake vinyl Bill Murray figures that you’ll never own

By William Hughes | October 1, 2014 | 5:03pm

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Digital effects company A Large Evil Corporation is living up to its name, continuing to mercilessly taunt us with digital versions of gorgeous pop culture vinyl figures that we’ll never actually be able to own, because they don’t really exist. The company began its madness-inducing crusade with a series of figures based on Simon Pegg and Nick Frost’s characters from Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, which we foolishly shared with you last month, unaware that we were only playing into the company’s vile plans. Apparently the response to those figures has been great, so the group has taken the next logical step by teasing the hell out of us with even more figures, instead of just taking its designs down to the Vinyl Plant (or wherever figurines come from) and having them made.

So anyway, here are some more pictures of things that would look amazing on your desk, or would be the perfect gift for the pop culture obsessive in your life, but you’ll never have them, because this Earth is a place of cruelty and disappointment and loss. (And you can find even more, including a pretty perfect David Brent from The Office, on the company’s blog.)