Horrifying FIFA 17 glitches recreated in real life

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Like a lot of sports games, FIFA games are sort of annualized wonders, making incremental mechanical changes and taking baby steps toward better replicating the experience of watching the sport on TV. They are also rife with wonderfully fucked-up glitches, year in and year out, creating a sort of ghoulish alternate version of the beautiful game as played by phantoms, freaks, and malfunctioning automatons. And so it is troubling to see these glitches played alongside humans recreating them in real life: