Brother, what’cha gonna do when your family-based reality show implodes after your son’s reckless drunk driving sentences his buddy to a lifetime of living in a nursing home, and your wife divorces you after finding out you slept with your daughter’s best friend? You sign up for another reality series where you train little people to become professional wrestlers, apparently, according to RadarOnline’s report that Hulk Hogan will get back in the ring for the tentatively titled Micro Wrestling for TruTV (not TLC, for some reason). In the words of Hogan’s attorney David Houston, who has transitioned into his de facto publicist, we guess, The Hulk will have a very hands-on role in the show, as he “inspires, recruits, trains, and mentors” various little people, with Houston adding, “He’s been involved in every step—only this time it’s on a smaller scale.” Get it? “Smaller scale”? Because the matches won’t be as massive a production as those he experienced in his WWF career.
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