Just in time to put Ice Cube’s further descent into Disney-branded harmlessness in perspective, E! has announced the new eight-part reality series Ice Loves Coco, which the press release claims will follow the tradition of “unconventional pairings” such as Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Lucy and Desi Arnaz, and yes, Mork and Mindy as it documents the rapper/actor’s domestic life with “his fitness/swimsuit model/Internet-sensation buxom and bootylicious wife” Coco Austin.
Best known for her Playboy spread, her “Titty Tuesday” posts on her Twitter feed, and lots of photos where she sticks her ass out, Coco is reportedly now focused on “establishing a solo career,” whatever that means, after nearly 10 years of being “the heart and soul of the family brand,” which apparently exists. However, those hoping that Coco’s new ambitions will cause some sort of tension between the two—thus leading to the proffering of bowls of dicks—will likely be disappointed, as Ice-T has promised it will be a “comedy about our lives… NO DRAMA.” But we don’t know, it seems like there’s still a tragic element to be found here somewhere…