In the future, bros will day-drink in rompers
Whatever anyone wants to wear is fine. Sure, perhaps cargo shorts have been deemed uncool via data science, leading to the conviction that they are an objectively, quantifiably bad thing to wear. But listen: If you like cargo shorts, and they provide pockets for you in a way that is convenient and comfortable and allows you to happily go about your business in life, then by all means, please wear cargo shorts. The same is true of any other article of clothing: They’re all fine, if they make you happy.
Perhaps, then, we should be happy for the team behind the RompHim, which is a romper for men—or, more accurately put, a romper for bros, a “work hard, play hard” day-drinking uniform for people who hang out on rooftops and go to Coachella. That is not a stereotype; here are images from the official RompHim Instagram, which is full of pictures of bros day-drinking on rooftops and at Coachella: