Internet breathes sigh of relief as Insane Clown Posse finally weighs in on “Call Me Maybe”

It’s been a long, torturous summer as Internet denizens have waited and waited, desperately refreshing their RSS feeds to see when, and in what form, the members of Insane Clown Posse would finally register their opinion on the year’s No. 1 earworm and meme-generator, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Well, that blessed day has finally come thanks to Fuse TV, which sat Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope down for a MST3K-meets-Beavis And Butt-head take on the song. Perhaps appropriately, the duo seem more concerned with the visuals than the song, debating over what exactly “Carly Simon’s” breasts remind them of (answer: Milk Duds, obviously) and flipping their shit over the video’s big twist ending. Enjoy, Internet, and remember: You willed this into existence.