Inventory: Six Unlikely Covers Albums By Overqualified Hard-Rockers
1. Def Leppard, Yeah! (2006)
Aging hard-rock bands have been piling up the covers albums lately, baffling their fans by revealing heretofore-unacknowledged influences. If Def Leppard's Yeah! is any indication of what makes a veteran metal act's heart beat, then it appears 20-odd years of arena bombast have been masking a glam-rock band. On Yeah!, Def Leppard muscles through songs by David Essex ("Rock On," naturally), Roxy Music ("Street Life"), and David Bowie ("Drive-In Saturday"), as well as more power-pop-inclined acts like E.L.O. ("10538 Overture") and Badfinger ("No Matter What"). They render most of these into slop, because, frankly, the monster-riffing behemoth that is Def Leppard can't be expected to master sweeter, trickier melodies. But as a statement of self, Yeah! is kind of heartening. When the band serves up an unfortunately booming cover of The Kinks' elegiac "Waterloo Sunset," the song choice puts the band's Union Jack stage costumes into context. Who knew these dudes loved Britpop?
Most unlikely cover: A remarkably credible—and likeably brisk—take on Blondie's "Hanging On The Telephone."
2. Ozzy Osbourne, Under Cover (2005)
Like Def Leppard, Ozzy Osbourne has apparently been nurturing a T. Rex fetish, which he indulges on one of the weirdest sets of covers ever committed to tape—digital or analog. Under Cover plays up the football-hooligan undertones of Mott The Hoople's "All The Young Dudes" and King Crimson's "21st Century Schizoid Man" one minute, then gets all sensitive and schmaltzy the next. Osbourne pays tribute to John Lennon by mush-mouthing his way through "Working Class Hero," "In My Life," and—no shit—"Woman." Then he rebounds with suitably overpowering metal-boogie covers of "Rocky Mountain Way" and "Mississippi Queen." All the wistful gazing at musical roads not taken is moderately touching, But did the Ozz-Man need to play to his base by cutting an extra-demonic take on Cream's "Sunshine Of Your Love," or a too-on-the-nose version of The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown's "Fire" (complete with the "I am the god of hellfire!" intro)? Or, for that matter, did we need the seven-minute funk interpretation of "Sympathy For The Devil?" We get it, Ozzy. You're scary. Though, honestly, you're even scarier singing "Woman."
Most unlikely cover: A wildly inappropriate pub-rock version of Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth."
3. Styx, Big Bang Theory (2005)
Dear Styx, if you replace Dennis DeYoung's trademark bellow with the generic chops of Lawrence Gowan, then attempt a collection of songs that could've been culled from any classic-rock station's "Memorial Day 500," how do you differ from every other well-heeled boomer cover band in heartland U.S.A.? Well, maybe you're a little quirkier. Not too many local bar-crawlers are willing to befuddle their party-ready patrons with songs made popular by Procul Harum or Free—though way too many of them would obliterate "I Am The Walrus," "I Can See For Miles," and "Locomotive Breath" in exactly the way you do on Big Bang Theory. When you start thinking that Blind Faith's lilting "Can't Find My Way Home" would sound better as a Mr. Big-style power ballad, maybe it's time to reconsider the musical company you keep.
Most unlikely cover: The Allman Brothers' backwoods boogie anthem "One Way Out," which Styx plays so faithfully that it's almost like a lament for the roots-rock band they might've been.