Naturally, it’s not going to be as easy as logging on and transforming your lowly naval officer into a glorious, de-aged cartoon Seagal. Starting today, World Of Warships fans can unlock him master as a commander for their fleet if they meet a few stringent challenges. More importantly, this inexplicable cameo has also provided us with an amazing commercial, where some dummy stumbles into Seagal’s mountaintop dojo looking for wi-fi and inadvertently gets his new teacher hooked on the game. Given its naval theme, it might have made more sense to play up the single tenuous connection Seagal has with boats, but then we might not have gotten to see him flawlessly execute that graceful Aikido throw. He’s still got it.
