Jackass: The Video Game
Ever wanted to flip a golf cart, kick your friends in the balls until they puke, or shove a toy car up your ass, but you're afraid of the real-life consequences? Now you can emulate the stunts of the Jackass crew without the risk of debilitating injury thanks to the new Jackass video game, where players assume the roles of Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, et al. and perform dangerous stunts based on the popular show. Knoxville, Bam Margera, and Steve-O have already contributed their likenesses and dialogue to the Red Mile/MTV Films title, (debuting September 24 in Playstation and Nintendo DS formats) where the more physical injury you endure, the higher the score. Said the critic-proof Knoxville, "We just hope that our video game is as crappy as our movies."