James Franco parodies Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" and the assumption you can know anyone enough to be your boyfriend

Presented as part of the permanent gallery installation that is our waking world, life's curator James Franco gives you this parody video of himself lip-synching to Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend." It is a parody intended, as always, to expose the manufactured, self-parodying artifice of art, as it is practiced and defined by James Franco.
The video—shot in Franco's rare, non-blogging-prize-nominated-blogging-and-just-sitting-around-thinking-about-James-Dean downtime during the filming of Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers—features Franco donning the recognizable "floppy wig and baseball cap" signifiers associated with the "Justin Bieber" persona at its most iconic and therefore vulnerable to recontextualizing through mythologizing. It also features Franco's Spring Breakers co-star and rumored girlfriend Ashley Benson, who humps both floor and air to express the frustrated sexualization inherent in pop music. And there is a transvestite with anal beads, because James Franco likes transvestites and anal beads.
That Franco once characterized Benson and their fellow Spring Breakers star Selena Gomez as "Bieber's girls" ("And I wouldn't dare tangle with the Biebs. I heard he wants to kick my ass. Yikes!") only adds yet more layers to the viewer's interpretation, echoing the song's themes of possession and identity. It asks, what if James Franco actually was your boyfriend—in the sense that he is Ashley Benson's boyfriend, in the sense that he is also Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez's occasional boyfriend, and in the sense that the song is addressed universally, as a plea to be our boyfriend?