Jane Doe
Nothing is more embarrassing than earnestness run amok, which probably explains why the painfully intimate Jane Doe is such an awful little film. As allergic to irony and self-awareness as Vincent Gallo's similarly terrible, inexplicably acclaimed Buffalo 66, which it sometimes resembles, Jane Doe stars a pre-stardom Calista Flockhart as the sort of wispy dream girl about whom every sad-sack would-be artiste fantasizes. Flighty, unhinged, and shot through with joie de vivre, Flockhart does exactly what life-affirming women in these films always do: She enters the life of a sad-sack writer-bartender (miscast nebbish Christopher Peditto, who coincidentally shares a last name with director Paul Peditto), teaches him to seize the day, shoplifts things, and breaks his heart with her self-destructive ways. It's a masochistic male fantasy in much the way Buffalo 66 was, complete with long stretches of Cassavetes-inspired shouting matches among beautiful loners along the way, and it's all but unwatchable. Alternating between low-budget plainness and obnoxious film-school artiness, Jane Doe has one thing going for it: a lead performance by Flockhart that's fascinating in its sheer, misguided intensity. Her character might be little more than a pathetic male salvation fantasy, but Flockhart's fearlessly over-the-top performance is as strangely compelling as a six-car pile-up.