Jessica Simpson Sadness Watch

So what is making Jessica Simpson sad today—thus causing a deep depression that will ripple across the globe, growing ever stronger with each passing day, until Jessica finds something new to be sad about? Jessica Simpson Sadness Watch is here to find out!

Q: What's making Jessica sad today?

A: Being in Africa.

If you guessed, "Margaritas," "The rain," or  "I dunno, breathing?" better luck next time!