JNCOs return to spread PLUR across the galaxy

But like a candy raver on a three-day Special K binge, JNCO just doesn’t know when to rest. According to The Fader, the brand recently received an infusion of cash from a Chinese investor and is preparing to relaunch in 2015 with a core collection, a fashion collection, and a “heritage range,” presumably consisting of designs sourced from the same floating garbage island where all the Ed Hardy T-shirts now live. However, don’t go donning your pacifiers and Kandi bracelets just yet, because JNCO says the widest leg in its new line of jeans will be a less-than-phat 23”. The return date of JNCOS, like the date of all our deaths, is unknown.