John Wick is headed to Fortnite, which sounds like terrible news for Fortnite players

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We’ve spilled quite a bit of ink here in the Newswire world musing about John Wick’s general capacity for killing, and speculating that—in addition to the roughly, oh, million bad guys he murders over the course of his three feature films—he could also take down everyone from the Predator to God to Dracula. (Note: Please do not steal our personal, totally legal intellectual property John Wick Vs. Dracula, unless you are Hollywood, in which case, go to fucking town.) Now we can add “battle pass-addicted Fortnite tweens” to Baba Yaga’s list of targets, with Variety reporting that hack-happy fans of the massively popular online shooter have dug up some details about an upcoming Wick-based event.