Judging A Book By Its Muscle-Filled Cover

Based on this cover and nothing else (except maybe personal feelings about New York Times Bestselling Author, G-Unit Watch Manufacturer, and Vitamin Water Flavor, 50 Cent) here's what the first novel from the newly-established G-Unit Books imprint could be about:

—Abs & Arms

—Tats

—Tat-covered abs and arms

—A man lovingly referred to by friends and family as "Ski Mask"

—The most hardcore male modeling school ever (i.e. The Ski Mask Way)

—That particular part of every urban landscape that resembles a cartoonish vision of hell when glimpsed in the hazy, pinkish-red light of sunset and in close proximity to a shirtless man with a ski mask.

—One man (the guy with the tats), one ski mask (that limp thing in his hand), and the fiery passion between them (the swirling red fog).

—Thugged out superheroes.

—Living hard, and, if ski masks and sunglasses are available, fighting harder.

Any other ideas?

 
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