Judging A Movie By Its Poster

Based on this poster and nothing else, here's a short list of what to expect from the upcoming movie Kickin' It Old School:

Malibu's Most Wanted, but with more use of the word "kickin'"

Blowin' Up but, like, more old school. And a movie.

— Jamie Kennedy's nuanced white rapper character–but he thinks he can breakdance this time!

— At least one scene where the cut fingertips of gloves rain down like so much confetti.

— Do-rag, after do-rag, after do-rag

— A hilarious backstory for the nickname "Rocketshoe" that involves neither rockets, nor shoes.

— Some kind of climactic dance-off

— Like, the ultimate The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, man

 
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