Judging A Movie By Its Poster

Based on this poster and nothing else (except maybe personal feelings about Grey's Anatomy McBreakout star), here's what the upcoming romanic comedy Made Of Honor could be about:

—A guy who murders people by throwing sharp, sharp puns.

—One man. One woman. One crazy wedding/sex change operation.

—Constantly looking over your shoulder to find that yes, despite all odds, that cardboard cut-out of an over-tanned Patrick Dempsey is somehow still right behind you.

—McHormone Therapy.

—A studied comment on gender roles and walking the fine line between emasculation and empowerment. Also, like, the best head of man-hair in the world!

—Steely blue robot eyes of death

—A down-on-his-luck pizza delivery guy who comes up with a great plan to make enough money to give his fiancee the wedding of her dreams: Selling sex pizzas.

—David's Bridal & Embalming Academy

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—A man who is literally made out of honor. You know what's underneath that tuxedo? Respect.

 
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