Justin Bieber just likes butts
Having reversed the role of protector and protected, demonstrated his dominance through territorial aggression, spread his seed so that it may multiply, reshaped the earth to his liking, and graduated high school, Justin Bieber is officially a man now, a maturation that was recently made official by Bieber's own manful decree. "I am a man now," Bieber recently declared to Showbiz Spy, as well as the morning air and any neighboring, trembling virgins. "I’ve become more mature and a whole lot more grown up," he continued, speaking in the exact sort of self-assured terms employed by all adults on a daily basis, adding that part of being so grown up now is the fact that he doesn't have to obey his parents, because he is a man. "I could shock them, too," Bieber said with a manful pride, practically daring anyone to stop him. (They cannot.)