Katy Perry uses up all the metaphors with "Milk Milk Lemonade"

For those who believe Katy Perry’s intimations that she would “melt your popsicle”—to say nothing of the Buñuel-worthy surrealism of her ejaculating cupcake bra—in "California Gurls" were far too subtle as foodstuff metaphors go, tie a little bib around your earholes and have a listen to “Milk Milk Lemonade,” a sadly abandoned track from her upcoming Teenage Dream. The Dr. Luke-produced song is a horny serenade to “your banana,” which she offers to “double dip in your favorite sauce” before launching into the familiar schoolyard chant of “Milk, milk, lemonade / ‘Round the back’s where chocolate’s made.” THIS MEANS SOMETHING.