Lady Gaga to slither her way across the U.S. as part of the Born This Way Ball tour

Lady Gaga, mistress of meat and all things over the top, has announced a full North American run of dates for her Born This Way Ball tour. Kicking off Jan. 11 in Vancouver, British Columbia, the tour snakes its way through Canada and the U.S. before ending March 16 in Miami, Florida (just in time for spring break, you guys). A full slate of dates—all of which seem to be far enough apart so that second and even third shows could be added—is below.

Jan 11—Rogers Arena—Vancouver, British Columbia
Jan. 14—Tacoma Dome—Tacoma, Washington
Jan. 17—HP Pavilion—San Jose, California
Jan. 20—Staples Center—Los Angeles, California
Jan. 23—US Airways Center—Phoenix, Arizona
Jan. 25—MGM Grand Garden Arena—Las Vegas, Nevada
Jan. 29—American Airlines Center—Dallas, Texas
Jan. 31—Toyota Center—Houston, Texas
Feb. 2—Scottrade Center—St. Louis, Missouri
Feb. 4—Spring Center—Kansas City, Missouri
Feb. 6—Xcel Energy Center—St. Paul, Minnesota
Feb. 8—Air Canada Centre—Toronto, Ontario
Feb. 11—Bell Centre—Montreal, Quebec
Feb. 13—United Center—Chicago, Illinois
Feb. 16—Palace Of Auburn Hills—Detroit, Michigan
Feb. 19—Wells Fargo Center—Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Feb. 22—Madison Square Garden—New York, New York
Feb. 25—Verizon Center—Washington, D.C.
Feb. 27—TD Garden—Boston, Massachusetts
Mar. 2—Boardwalk Hall—Atlantic City, New Jersey
Mar. 6—Barclays Center—Brooklyn, New York
Mar. 10—Bridgestone Arena—Nashville, Tennessee
Mar. 11—Philips Arena—Atlanta, Georgia
Mar. 13—Tampa Bay Times Forum—Tampa, Florida
Mar. 15—BankAtlantic Center—Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
March 16—American Airlines Arena—Miami, Florida