It is impossible to see into the soul of another person—to know the contour of emotions and thoughts that rise from the sea of their subconscious like waves before crashing again into that roiling abyss. We pin words to certain varieties of these emotions and thoughts, but even they are feeble tools, unable to ever truly convey the complexity of existence. In that way, we are all, always, alone, our thoughts (indeed, our selves) imprisoned within.
And so it is impossible to know what a person might be thinking when they see Winnie The Pooh gyrating along with Khia’s “My Neck, My Back.” Indeed, what are your thoughts?
Khia – My Neck, My Back pic.twitter.com/w1k95DmVU9
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 29, 2017
The 2-day-old Twitter account @WinnieDancing is accepting suggestions from readers on songs, and has close to 100 original performances for you. Look on as Winnie’s plastic grin scans to the left and the right, as she shimmies and shakes for you. How do you feel when Winnie dances to “Hotline Bling”?
Drake – Hotline Bling pic.twitter.com/UVBB9JFCjp
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 29, 2017
Truly, many emotions are justifiable here. Do you feel joy at the sight of a childhood icon moving gaily to modern pop hits? Do you feel a sense of terror as the grinning automaton is paraded about for your amusement, seemingly against her will? Do you feel something else—a shade of shame, of long-repressed lust? Do you hate Winnie The Pooh?
Rae Sremmurd – Black Beatles pic.twitter.com/nyupZZUBzo
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 30, 2017
Winnie The Pooh leans over, hops to the side, punches her right hand in the air to the songs. Winnie will dance to any song you desire.
High School Musical We’re All In This Together pic.twitter.com/vLneexq6Zp
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 30, 2017
What song do you desire for Winnie to dance to?
Macarena pic.twitter.com/BL3mRE0lzB
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 30, 2017
Haddaway – What Is Love pic.twitter.com/Ue6C3E8v1T
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 30, 2017
Smash Mouth – All Star pic.twitter.com/xxkK0rBICW
— Winnie Dancing To (@WinnieDancing) January 30, 2017
She stands in the pale blue void of the internet awaiting your command.