Mere days after Matthew Wilder heard the rooster crow and denied Lindsay Lohan three times, the Inferno director has officially fired and replaced the troubled starlet/media-martyr-who-Wilder-said-is-just-like-Jesus-in-The–Last–Temptation–Of–Christ-which-also-makes-him-Judas-right?, with Malin Akerman now set to blow everybody, away and otherwise, as Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace. You may remember Malin Akerman from such films as The Heartbreak Kid, Couples Retreat, and Watchmen, as well as her recent stint on Childrens Hospital. Savor that, because in a year or so, you will remember Malin Akerman as the woman who says, “I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only—sucking a footlong cock!”
Join the discussion...