Now you know why the caged bird smirks: In news that should come as no surprise to anyone who paid attention during Paris Hilton’s incarceration, a spokesman for the L.A. sheriff’s office confirmed that Lindsay Lohan will likely only serve “about 14 days” of her 90-day sentence, thanks to overcrowding issues, reward for her own good behavior, and the fact that they’d like to get people like this the hell off of their property. Once she’s paid her piddling, cursory debt to society, however, she’ll still be expected to serve her full 90-day stint in rehab, but at least there she’ll be free to share with the rest of the world her lilting Twitter song.
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