Linus delivers Orson Welles' "cuckoo clock" Third Man speech in the most highbrow mash-up ever

It happened like this: Matt Oswalt (brother of Patton and creator/star of the filthy "live-action comic strip" Puddin') suggested via Twitter that somebody should combine the visuals of Linus' Christmas-lovin' speech from A Charlie Brown Christmas with Orson Welles' cynical monologue from The Third Man. One of his followers, Marc Heuck, did it. And this is how Great Job, Internets are born. Enjoy, but maybe watch the original Linus speech afterward to cleanse your soul.