Look! Up In The Sky! It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's A Tobacco Lobbyist Superman Threw To His Death!

All I can tell you for sure about

this video clip is that it almost definitely is not a scene from Superman Returns. It does raise a number of questions, though:

1) When did Snidely Whiplash get hired by the R.J. Reynolds corporation?

2) Why does Superman speak with a Slavic accent? Was Krypton actually a small town in Poland?

3) I know the guy was trying to get kids to smoke deadly cigarettes, but isn't it going a little too far to hurl him hundreds of feet in the air? Maybe Superman threw the guy at a mattress factory so he'd land on something soft. But if exposing children to carcinogens is so terrible, why does Superman zap them with his powerful X-ray eyebeams?

 
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