Los Angeles to hold first-ever reality TV convention next year

In an effort to shore up the dangerously low levels of entitlement amongst reality TV stars, Los Angeles will hold the first ever Reality Rocks Expo next April—a three-day celebration of all things non-scripted (and yet totally scripted) that's like Comic-Con for people who hate imagination. Headed by an honorary advisory committee that includes The Biggest Loser’s J.D. Roth and American Idol’s last dawg standing Randy Jackson, Reality Rocks will feature performances, an awards show, and autograph sessions with various judges, hosts, and contestants. It’s being billed as “the ultimate reality TV fan experience,” which hopefully means they’ll herd girls from The Bachelor and For The Love Of Ray J et al. into a holding pen so you can stand around with a bag of Doritos and laugh at their petty little problems in person. That's what "reality TV fans" do, right?

 
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