McDonald's recalls 12 million Shrek drinking glasses after realizing that they're cheap, toxic pieces of crap 

Apparently learning nothing—nothing—from the cautionary example of Miley Cyrus, McDonald’s has been forced to recall 12 million Shrek Forever After promotional drinking glasses after discovering just a tad too late that their designs are laced with toxic cadmium. Cadmium, as our friend Mr. Science tells us, is a known carcinogen that has also been shown to cause “bone softening and severe kidney problems,” and it’s currently available in four fun designs featuring your Shrek favorites. Collect them all.