Melt faces at home with your own Raiders Of The Lost Ark-inspired Toht candle

Few characters in cinema are as despicable as Major Arnold Ernst Toht, the Nazi Gestapo interrogator from The Raiders Of The Lost Ark was so slimy that even the other bad guys couldn’t stand him. Toht is so thoroughly terrible, in fact, that watching his face melt off qualifies as guilt-free, visceral enjoyment.

Now you can watch Toht’s face melt even when the power is out, thanks to the Melting Toht Candle, courtesy of Firebox. No, the wax bust doesn’t bleed milk like the real Toht, but you won’t have to be tied to a post with your eyes clamped shut, either. The Melting Toht Candle is fun for the whole family, and it’s a lot safer than that “Exploding Belloq” Christmas ornament you ordered last year.

 
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