This week on the Hater podcast, Amelie Gillette and Nick Gallo, The Onion's Graphics Editor, used numerology to help them determine the topics. At first, all numerology told them was "three," "three," "three"—which is kind of repetitive. But it seems that Amelie & Nick weren't believing in the mystical connection between numbers and all living things hard enough, because on the second try, numerology suggested they talk about David Letterman's expertly decoded body language; Mo'Nique's fruitless search for an edible Oscar; and the widespread use of pointless celebrity voiceovers. And so talk about those topics they did. (You can't argue with the mystical connection between numbers and all living things, right?)
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