Never Forgetting Has Never Looked This Tasteful
If you watched TV at all over the July 4th weekend, you were probably at some point treated to an incredible offer to own a very tasteful piece of history that also happens to be non-circulating currency in a small African nation: The 9/11 Twenty. I know what you're thinking: "I want to own a 9/11 commemorative oversize twenty dollar bill cast in .999 silver-leaf, that will help me remember to Never Forget™, but what good is it if it's not legal tender?"
Well, look no further, because not only is the 9/11 Twenty a commemorative oversize twenty dollar bill cast in the finest .999 silver-leaf the world has to offer, it's also legal tender in Liberia for some reason! And since it's stamped with the promise to Never Forget™, with just one look at its shiny .999 silver leaf surface, you will never have a problem never forgetting national tragedy again!
This commercial is basically a rage masterwork: every time you look at it, you can find a new reason to get angry.
Hurry and call now, though, because there is a strict limit of 5 9/11 Twenties per customer, which will really come in handy on your next trip to Liberia. Five is also just the right amount to create a 9/11 Twenty mirrored wall hanging, perfect for staring at the bottomless depths of your dead eyes reflected in the 9/11 Twenty's silvery surface, and searching in vain for your soul.