According to multiple news sources, New York Times editorial page editor Andrew Rosenthal has hired Bono to pen a bunch of op-eds next year. Bono will write the columns for no money, but he will be paid in wheelbarrows filled with hubris.
In other news, Larry Mullen Jr. is the new classifieds editor at the Dublin Community Bugle, which is currently offering a "don't pay until your item sells" special.
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