Here's the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone.
In case you can't read it (and that's perfectly ok, really), it says "Confessions Of Nick Lachey: Surviving The Tabloid Hurricane." (Read the article
here.)
How does talking to Rolling Stone help Nick "survive the Tabloid Hurricane"?
Easy. After he talks to them, they give the interview and photos to Us Weekly in an exclusive––causing the Tabloid Tsunami that is this week's cover.
In case you were wondering, Shirtless Cover + Explosive Headline + 6 Full Pages Inside = Tabloid Tsunami
Other tabloid weather patterns include:
The Tabloid Monsoon
(Injured Baby + Screaming Yellow Headline + Bullet Points)
The Tabloid Weak Thunderstorm
(Blue Background + Smiling Picture + Corner Baby Story)
and
The Tabloid Gentle Rain
(Foriegn Title + English-Speaking Stars + Boring Love)