He may be struggling with the IRS and losing some of his many, many exorbitant homes to reposession, but such financial trivialities have evidently not kept Nicolas Cage from thinking about his mortality: According to TMZ, Cage recently had a 9-foot-tall pyramid built in a New Orleans cemetery, where he plans to one day spend eternity. (Right after he sees The 40-Year-Old Virgin.) Always ones to sniff out conspiracy, TMZ notes that “it’s probably no coincidence that there happens to be a pyramid-shaped symbol on the poster for his classic film, National Treasure,” by which we guess they're implying that, one day in the far-off future, a vast chain of interlocking secrets may lead adventurers to Cage’s tomb as they're attempting to solve the Mystery Of What Happened To All Of Nicolas Cage’s Money.
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