Noted jokers Martha Stewart, Shaquille O’Neal sign up to roast Justin Bieber

Seth Rogen might not want anything to do with roasting Justin Bieber, but Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal do. The noted chucklemeisters have signed up for Bieber’s Comedy Central roast, where they’ll be encouraged to “go hard” at the singer by host Kevin Hart. O’Neal has been known to land a few mild zingers on Inside The NBA and Stewart’s at least a little self-aware of her stoic reputation, but the pair will undoubtedly be laugh-lapped by the roast’s other participants, including—for whatever reason—both Snoop Dogg and Ludacris, as well as Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Natasha Leggero, and Jeffrey Ross. Let’s just hope they make the little prince cry.

The roast/painfully awkward horror show will air March 30 on Comedy Central.