Now you can learn to act the Russian way, complete with head shots and John McClane

Want to make Stalin rise from the grave? You’d better be a good actor. At least that’s one of the gems handed out from this Faster Human video of an ad for (the sadly bogus) Vladimir Yackshov’s School Of Russian Acting. Students at the illustrious school will learn such techniques as getting shot in the head by Denzel Washington, yelling in Russian gibberish, and pushing prostitutes into shipping containers. And as an extra perk for students, John McClane is supposedly a prisoner in the basement dungeon.