Oh dear Lord: Fox planning movie based on those awful fucking E-Trade talking baby commercials

If you enjoy creepily sexualized anthropomorphic babies who talk and act like asshole thirty-somethings or spend every night compulsively rewatching the Look Who's Talking trilogy and pining for a new renaissance in talking-baby themed entertainment then boy are you in for a treat. Pakima.com is reporting that those viscerally unnerving yet inexplicably successful E-Trade talking baby commercials are being adapted for the big-screen for Fox. Actress-screenwriter Katie Dippold is penning the script. We remain, uncharacteristically, deeply dispirited and ashamed of humanity. But what do we know? Check it out for yourself and see if the below clips screams, "Movie!"