A Burger King franchise in Queens, New York dressed up as McDonald’s for Halloween, a costume that’s still not as creepy as the Burger King himself. (Or, with all those creepy clowns on the prowl, Ronald McDonald.) Business Insider reported that the restaurant “was costumed in a giant plastic sheet like a ghost on Tuesday, topped off with a shoddy spray-painted job of its competitor’s golden arches.” The not so clever costume—while certainly more impressive than Charlie Brown’s—reportedly did not impress P.J. Soles, who is still waiting for her beer.