Our favorite press releases: Housewives From Another World
Sometimes press releases deserve to reprinted in full. To wit:
LOS ANGELES — April 1, 2010 — For Immediate Release — When space aliens invade the bodies of three beautiful women, they soon learn the meaning of “hot to trot” in Housewives From Another World, beaming onto DVD April 6 from Infinity Entertainment Group.
On a mission to stop the development of a new deep-space satellite, the body-snatched beauties will do anything – and anyone – to accomplish their goals. “Take me to your leader” takes on a whole new meaning!
Starring 2007’s Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven and the smoking hot Christine Nguyen and Rebecca Love.
Housewives From Another World is presented in anamorphic widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16 x 9 and Dolby Digital. Includes original trailers.
Questions linger. Did these aliens not previously know the meaning of "hot to trot"? In what way does "Take me to your leader" take on a "whole new meaning"? Set apart from her co-stars, should we assume that Heather Vandeven can not be described as "smoking hot"? Why did we receive a press release dated April 1st today? Is this from the future? Are housewives from another world somehow responsible?