People without smartphones can finally play Angry Birds (if they download Google Chrome)

Those few unfortunate souls out there who have yet to buy a smartphone, whether for budgetary reasons or because they would rather just not be on the Internet everywhere they ever go, can finally feel okay with their decision. Angry Birds, the puzzle game that all of your friends have raved about forever, was released today as a free download to be played on those old-fashioned things called computers. The only catch: You must download Google Chrome. The days when Google was simply your search engine, email address, mapping service, and news aggregator are over; it's now also your web browser. Either that or you don’t play “Angry Birds.” Enjoy your future addiction!