Pharrell invites ladies to relax by swallowing his Qream

Navigating the business world can be a real pressure-cooker for the modern woman, what with all their lady-business and lady-pressures and such. Fortunately for this hard-working female population, and specifically just for the female population, hip-hop artist and women's studies major Pharrell Williams has developed something to help them unwind: his new “ultra-premium cream ‘liqueur,’” Qream—with “liqueur” written just like that, in quotes, which seems to be tipping the hand a bit. Speaking to AllHipHop, Pharrell said that everything about his new enterprise has been made to appeal to women, whose “power” he totally respects. “Qream was created for contemporary women who work hard and want to relax with friends at the end of the day,” he said, adding, “I want them to reward themselves deliciously” by closing their eyes and drinking Pharrell’s Qream. Unspoken but implied is the credit Pharrell deserves for not just out-and-out calling it Jizz.

 
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