Tomorrow, if you live in L.A. and if you feel like squeezing one more useless piece of depressing memorabilia into your apartment, you can go to the Arrested Development Estate Sale. (More info here)
Items up for grabs include: "Several periods of furniture, magic show accessories and artifacts, interior décor items, art, books, kitchen appliances and kitchen ware, interior/exterior lighting, office furniture, extensive entertainment memorabilia and too much more to itemize," including this
The fact that it's called an "estate sale" adds another level of sadness to the whole thing that I didn't think was possible.
Just think, one day the George Bluth parking sign can be part of your own estate, bequeathed upon your death to your most beloved child, who will then promptly sell the thing on eBay (or eBay9000, or AuctionsOnMars.com, or whatever they have in the future).
Anyway, see? Living in L.A. can be useful––like for when you want to thoroughly waste money and own depressing things.