Since Game Of Thrones has a monopoly on the whole “winter” thing, the show’s official Twitter account just released some interactive season six promo videos tied to the blizzard that’s supposed to hit the East Coast this weekend. The Game Of Thrones Twitter account has asked its followers to tweet their support for either #HouseStark, #HouseLannister, or #HouseTargaryen—sorry, Tullys—to get access to a themed video. Since we at The A.V. Club are all about unbiased reporting, we’ve collected all three videos here, house allegiances be damned.
Though the hashtags are meant to invoke ancestral pride, all three videos look pretty grim for their respective families. They each feature a ripped house flag blowing in the breeze as an antagonist intones something ominous in voiceover. In the Stark video, evil gollum Ramsay Bolton—the guy who upset Theon by marrying and raping Sansa Stark—announces, “Winterfell is mine.”