When most people say, “Fuck Donald Trump,” they don’t mean it literally because, regardless of whether they’re gay, straight, or questioning, the GOP candidate is a monstrous purveyor of hateful rhetoric, and also orange. Now, Uproxx reports that PornHub and the aptly named BaDoinkVR are offering a Trump-centric porn parody called F*ck Trump, which tries to circumvent this issue by using virtual reality to put viewers in Trump’s point of view. Sure, maybe more people are willing to screw as Trump than get screwed by him, but that’s still a real Sophie’s Choice.
The VR video, not to be confused with the 2015 Trump porn parody, will allow viewers access to 180 degrees of Trump’s perspective—the half with the relentless xenophobia, probably—as he has sex with Melania Trump and Sarah Palin, respectively portrayed by adult film actresses Subil Arch and Brittany Amber. According to PornHub, the video “includes one-on-one action with Melania and Palin, both of whom appear to be left unsatisfied after sex with Trump.”
Even though it depicts sex with two women, the VR experience also will find time to “poke fun at Trump’s stances on topics like immigration, waterboarding, and China.” We can imagine the Trump proxy pulling down his pants and saying something like, “Babe, I’m huge in China” and insinuating that his performance is the fault of immigrants who sold him knockoff Viagra, but we’d rather not imagine the circumstances under which he mentions waterboarding.
In a statement, PornHub Vice President Corey Price said, “To give people more of ‘The Donald,’ we have created a VR porn parody that satirically highlights his self-affirming demeanor through sexual interactions … It’s going to be huge—the best porn parody you have ever seen.” BaDoinkVR CEO Todd Glider added, “Go for it Donald. Make America Gape Again,” apparently unaware that glorious puns are no excuse for making people nauseous.
The feature-length production is accessible via Pornhub Premium and BaDoinkVR.com. Below, you can watch a mock press conference teasing the F*ck Trump experience, featuring a Trump impression decent enough to make you wish this was just a sketch, and not one of the saddest expressions of human creativity this side of the Roseanne porno.