Is it too late to add a headliner when your festival is only two weeks away? Not when it's Prince, who can show up to the party any damn time he likes. Coachella announced today that His Royal Badness has been brought in to headline Saturday's lineup, bumping Portishead down to the penultimate slot with his wicked purple demonschlong and adding to an already stellar cast that once again mocks you and your inability to spend three days camping in the desert. Or then again, maybe not. Let's open it to a poll: Is Prince enough to get you to buy a ticket? I mean, what if he plays this song and you miss it? Wouldn't that make you want to fucking die?
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