Because she has the killer event-planning instincts of a club promoter for Shadowz (Tampa's #1 Bachelorette party venue), Ashlee Simpson decided to throw herself an 80s prom party for her 23rd birthday.
Obviously, the Prom King/Queen vote was rigged.
And because he's Pete Wentz, Simpson's boyfriend Pete Wentz eschewed the usual flowers or thoughtful card, and gave her a particularly Wentz-ian gift for her birthday: Common courtesy. From People:
As A gift to Simpson, Wentz vowed to ignore his cell phone for the entire day. "It's a big deal!" Wentz told PEOPLE the next night. "I'm really attached to it."
Here's a list of other birthday gifts Wentz considered giving his (admittedly highly irritating) girlfriend:
—The gift of laughter
—Tolerance for all of her "ideas."