Lovers of batshit "hip-hopera" rejoice: The trailer for the next ten installments of R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet has found its way to YouTube (thanks to Idolator for the tip). While most of the preview is taken up by Kelly's recapping of the first 12 chapters (including the best use of "Oh shit!" as a musical refrain we've heard since…well, actually, we're not sure that's been done before), it does offer some quick flashes of what to expect from Chapter 13 on, including:
– R. Kelly in old man makeup (we think)
– a midget wearing a cowboy hat, leather vest, and feather boa
– a helicopter chase
– a square-off with some Mafia-types
– a church scene featuring a couple of what appear to be pimps and a gospel choir
– a confrontation with a mysterious blonde woman
Oh shit, indeed.