Read This: All hit country songs are about the same four basic themes

Has country music really gone to hell in a handbag, the way classic C&W fans like to claim it has? Writer Peter Lewis decided to investigate, taking a scientific, systematic approach to the issue in a semi-comedic piece for Medium called “What Happened To Country Music?” Since purists gripe that “bittersweet songs about bad luck and heartbreak” have been replaced by “interchangeable party anthems and syrupy love songs,” Lewis analyzed the lyrics to some Billboard country chart-toppers to see whether or not that were true. To get the project down to a manageable size, Lewis says that he “decided to use every tenth year as a sample: 2015, 2005, 1995.” He then started sorting the songs into categories, assigning them tags like WCYBT (why can’t you be true) or CGOY (can’t get over you). Through this process, he was eventually able to devise the four major themes of hit country songs: “It’s All Over,” “It’s Not Working Out,” “Love & Devotion,” and “The Right Way To Live.” And since nothing is credible until it’s turned into a colorful chart, Lewis translated his numbers into a handy infographic. All kidding aside, what he found was remarkable.